Monthly Archives: February 2012

Bah humbug…

So a buttload of Valentines day posts got freshly pressed. Most of them looked at Valentines day in a positive light. Even the ones that try to make the single people feel better. I come with the truth. Reasons to hate Valentine’s Day. I was even to bitter to post this on Valentines Day…

  • Do couples only love each other on Valentines Day?? A boyfriend shouldn’t act fake one day just because the calendar has a heart on it…if he doesn’t get you a cough syrup colored bear and a box full of calories every day then why should today be different? If you want to act extra lovey-dovey one day out of the year try actually remembering your anniversary.
  • Why do we even act like we care?! Is Valentines Day anyone’ s favorite holiday? The only reason why it’s celebrated because it’s a national holiday and it doesn’t have a theme that isn’t totally dumb. I’ll admit that I can see how it could look good on paper, but once Hallmark got to it, it looked really bad on paper…and we kept celebrating…
  • Single people feel forbidden from celebration. Luckily, some sympathetic, soul and her boyfriend made up the idea of having a “valentine” on valentine’s day so that we singles don’t feel completely pathetic, but everyone knows that a valentine is usually never a real boyfriend or girlfriend, and this only works for those who can get them. Being single on valentines is like being Helen Keller in a circus…
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Facebook has gone too far…

So just about everyone in the world who has a facebook has unfriended someone before. No matter the reason, you probably have. Well a Tennesee couple ( Billy Clay Payne, Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth ) didn’t think much of it when they unfriended a woman on facebook, but she thought much of it…she thought a whole lot of it…then,she stopped thinking altogether.

The couple that had unfriended her had 8 month old baby. Jenelle Potter, the woman they unfriended didn’t care. She shot them both in the head anyway, but don’t think badly of her…she spared the now orphaned baby.

There is no way that I can express how this crime makes me feel without using very obscene language…so I’m going to end the post here.

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The most selfish man alive…

who is he? Josh Powell. Casey, how do you know that this man is so selfish? Despite the fact that I am always quick to judge,  I have highly legitimate reason for believing that Josh is the most selfish man alive. Many of us have heard about a recent home explosion that killed a man and his two sons. Well this was the doing of Joshua Powell. How is this a selfish action? Well it was the motives.

Joshua had been in a recent custody battle with his parents in law. The wife wasn’t involved because she disappeared in 2009 while Josh and his boys went on a camping trip. I’m pretty sure Josh killed her and burned her in a ditch somewhere, but who am I to guess…Anyway, his parents had gained TEMPORARY custody of the two boys ages 5 and 7. His parents filed for custody in the first place because Josh’s father, Steven, had been doing all of this disgusting crap like videotaping women in the neighborhood while they were changing in their bathrooms and child porn and…ugh…

Joshua sent emails to some friends (hehe…”friends”) saying that he couldn’t live without his sons. Meanwhile, Susan’s (his wife) parents took in the boys and built them a bedroom and got everything ready. Josh, then, gave all of their toys to goodwill…

kind of eerie to find out that the toys you just bought for your kid were taken to the goodwill by a psychopathic killer...

Then he bought several gallons of gasoline. A couple days later, a social worker arrived at his home with his two boys. The excited, yet oblivious boys excitedly ran ahead of the social worker and into the house.

The much less excited social worker took her sweet time getting to the door. When she got there, it was closed and locked. She stood there, yelling and banging on the door for quite a while…in a few minutes, she began smelling gas. She got into her car just in time for the house to catch fire. She had called 911, but they didn’t treat her situation like an emergency. She was trying her hardest to convey the urgency of the situation (I listened to the call myself), but they operator would say something like “well, we have to take possibly life threatening situations first.”

911: "uh...we're really busy right now, we're gonna need you to call us back when he actually gets the balls to pull the trigger..."

I’m not sure what anarchist action movie planet that 911 operator was trained in where gasoline smell in a house is not a problem, but I bet she feels like crap wherever she is…

All fingerpointing aside and needless to say, the police/fire department didn’t make it in time. Upon further investigation after the explosion, it was discovered that Powell had chopped up the kids with an axe…can we say overkill?

All because he couldn’t have custody of his kids…so if he can’t have them, no one can…or because the kids finally got to the age where they began remembering more details from that “camping trip” after which their mother disappeared and were more likely to share their memories…

Well thanks to Josh, they wont have any memories and they won’t be able to make any more…The best thing that came out of this situation…he died. But as always, there’s a piece of me that wishes he could have made it out with maybe just a severed arm, punctured lungs, and half his face blown off (of course the boys being alive would have been the ultimate wish to grant…). I know it sounds weird. Why am I on his side? I’m not. I want this guy to suffer…just blown up in an instant – easy way out. That’s not fair if you ask me…but I guess that’s what hell is for, right…

 

 

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Low-down, dirty dentist

Think of a dental procedure people hate to get. Right now. Go. Was a root canal the first thing that popped into your head? Most likely it was. We all know that the root canal is unpleasant, painful, and downright agonizing. Most dentists use steel posts to fix this problem. Not one dinglewedge of a dentist…

Michael Clair, 53 from Massachusetts knows how expensive the steel posts are. He knows that he could use something less expensive to do the procedure, charge normal price, and pocket the rest. So this is exactly what he did. But what did he use in place of the steel pieces? iron? copper? No and no – aluminum.

EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

I know you didn’t necessarily gasp at the aluminum posts…but what I left out was that he didn’t use the normal, standard posts. He used aluminum…paperclips.  You see, his office is in a mall (what dentist has his office in a mall anyway??? Is that common??). The mall is right across the street from a staples. He goes to the staples, gets a regular box of jumbo paperclips, and shoves them into peoples’ faces.

This, obviously has been causing the victims infections and a lot of pain and the loss of teeth. Of course I’m outraged at this idiot, but what makes me even more mad is that he only got one year in jail. Just a year. You know what…I just unmaddified myself. Know why? Because this guy doesn’t even deserve our tax payments. They should exile him to the world’s stormiest island…or catapult him out to sea…

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