This is just zip-a-dee-doo-DUMB

See this man…

He got arrested. This is his mugshot. Casey, would you like to tell me more painstakingly obvious and pointless information? No. But I would like to tell you his legal name. Here it is. Completely legal: Bezow Doo Doo Zoppitybop bop-bop. DEAD SERIOUS. With a clown’s name, you would never expect him to have been charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana, and probation violation…maybe that was his plan! With such a dumb, clownlike name, no one would ever suspect him of the crimes…maybe he wasn’t completely stoned when he changed it…from JEFFREY…yes. His old name…was Jeffrey. He’s 30 and lives in Wisconsin.

And here’s the hilarious irony that lies in all of this: he looks sorta like Jesus. That’s just proof that Jesus looks nothing like we think He does.

You see it? I see it.

I wonder what he plans on naming his kids…Bezow…not Jesus…

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