Okay so in America, if you plagiarize something serious…it will basically ruin your life. If it was for school and you are over 17 years old, you get kicked out. You plagiarize at work, you get fired. You publish something plagiarized online…this is the only situation in which you may be okay…but, plagiarizing in a published book that you actually expect people to read may be the worst possible offense…that’s like bad to the bone…like…roundhouse kicking baby bald eagles bad. Well, Casey, who possibly could have done this horrible thing?! Get this-the president of Ukraine. Here are some of Ukraine’s favorite things to do…
So as you can see, this is a truly evil bunch of people. They are willing to do whatever necessary to be the greatest.
In their quest for greatness, the president wrote a book called “Opportunity Ukraine” (well seeing that he couldn’t even think of a title that made sense is already a bad sign. I mean, what kind of title is that? It’s two nouns together! That’s like If I called my blog llama stereo…or doorknob happiness…). Well many are accusing him of plagiarizing in his book. According to my blog’s mommy, The Lede, it doesn’t seem that he’s even said anything about it…whoa.
He could at least start denying it or something…I’ll update and let you know what he says. Okay so here’s the update (thx google….). The president says that it wasn’t his doing but his incompetent translator who translated it into English. Well, Casey, what do you think?
Well I come from a long line of conspiracy theorists and If you really want my two cents, well I would have to say… Bull…
Even if his translator is that incompetent and the president really didn’t have anything to do with the now confirmed plagiarism…Why hasn’t the president fired this fool! And he’s done stuff like this before!
@Ukrainian society: Ya’ll betta get your governement together, somehow. You guys are cool, too…You can’t let your “quirky” rulers bring you down. Oh and I was jk about all that baby nommin’ kitten blending stuff 🙂 .